Nigerians are arguably some of the most
funny, colourful and entertaining characters that exist on planet earth.
This fact is most evident when you attend a Nigerian party. If you’ve
attended one, here are three characters that you have definitely come
across at some point during the party.
The Stepper
Every Nigerian party is guaranteed to have a “Michael Jackson”
of the night.
He/she can be found sweating profusely in the middle of
the dance floor, dancing shoes fully activated and the latest moves
wholeheartedly demonstrated.
This stepper usually makes it onto a
viral social media video. Whether the viral video is creating so much
buzz because of the person in question’s dancing skills is definitely
open to debate.
The “Eat & Quench”
We are all very familiar with the food
monger at the party. This character came to the party for one reason
only- to eat as much as their belly will allow and take as many take
away packs as possible. If your aunt or mom has ever been the food
monger, you have most likely found yourself doing the walk of shame down
the party hall while carrying endless cans of Orijin Zero and
containers of rice and chicken to the car. Be strong. At least you have
Orijin Zero and Jollof for lunch tomorrow.
The Party Gift Packer
There is always that one person that you
see lurking, reaching and doing backflips over tables to get every
single free gift that is being distributed in the party. They tap you
and ask you if you’ll need the ‘Auntie Kemi Turns 50′ mug
on your table and look highly disappointed when you tell them you will.
The amusing thing about the party gift packer is that he/she will
probably never use these things that they’re tirelessly packing. Even
worse, they will probably end up giving them away as birthday, Christmas
and wedding gifts. How thoughtful.
On that note, you’ve got to love these
characters because they are truly the life of every Nigerian party.
Don’t forget when you’re at your next Nigerian turn up to eat, drink,
stay refreshed with Orijin and smile because there’s no party like a Nigerian one.
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