Most people are decent or at least deserve the benefit of the doubt. But not everyone. There are those whose behavior is obnoxious and egregious enough to merit red-hot hate. Like these 10 — and no, we don’t feel bad about this.
* The person who uses public space — a park bench, bus, waiting area — to clip their nails. Hell no.
* The barista who takes your order, flirts with another customer, then forgets your latte — and now we’re 20 minutes late for work.
* The person who uses the outdoor voice at the nail salon, library, office, wherever. We don’t care what you did, your boss said or how cute your kids are. STFU!
* The mother-in-law, who’s just called 10 times to find out what you’re bringing over for the potluck dinner that’s two months away. We already told you — apple pie. Jeez.
* The girl named Summer who’s in front of you in the Core Strength class wearing just a sports bra in the dead of winter. We get it, we’re fat. But you’re awful.
* The person who’s always late — for everything. We understand it takes time to look as good as you do. But c’mon. Set your alarm for f’s sake!
* The person living vicariously through others’ dogs. Leave Bowser and his master alone. The pooch deserves to take a pee in peace.
* The social media grouser who complains about EVERYTHING in public view. Misery doesn’t love company when you’re trying to get a refund, a deal, something. Sorry, not sorry — but you’ve just been unfriended.
* The mom and/or dad who lets their kids run wild in the restaurant on Sunday morning while we’re just trying to keep our booze-addled brain inside our head.
* The unprepared shopper fishing around for change and their Extra Care Card at the store. My milk just expired waiting for you.
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