Singer, Madonna Drinks Tequila, goes on Rambling rant at Melbourne, Australia Concert

Beleagured pop queen Madonna embarked on another bizarre, boozy tirade at her Melbourne, Australia concert over the weekend, this time knocking back swigs of tequila as she beckoned to the crowd to take care of her.

The "Like A Virgin" singer struggled to compose herself at the sold-out show and at one point even tried to ride around the stage on a tricycle with a liquor bottle in-hand before she collapsed to the ground.

"Somebody take care of me please," she told the Rod Laver Arena crowd, according to reports. "Who is going to take care of me?"

The 57-year-old singer,

MTA sees spike in reports of sexual abuse on subways

City straphangers are grabbing onto more than just poles.

With victims encouraged by police and transit officials to come forward, sex abuse complaints in the city’s transit system skyrocketed in 2015 as cops saw a rise in reports about creeps groping, molesting and grinding up against vulnerable women riders in packed subway cars, the Daily News has learned.

 

The city ended 2015 with a nearly 33% increase in sex abuse cases on the rails — from 98 in 2014 to 130, according to documents obtained by the Daily News.

There was also a 25% jump in forcible touching cases — from 272 in 2014 to 340 — and a 9.3% increase in public lewdness cases, where men are found pleasuring themselves on the train.

British Authority bans ads for ‘Irresponsible’ Velform Corset

What a waist of time.

A British commercial showing women using a corset to get “sexy, tiny” tummies has been banned for being “irresponsible.”

The Advertising Standards Authority responded to consumer complaints that the ad for the Velform Mini Waist pushed an unhealthy and unrealistic body image by pitching a product that squeezes the waist “so small that you’ll be everyone’s envy.”

The agency banned the ad from airing again in its current form, and ruled that future infomercials for the corset cannot imply that a small waist was desirable and that women should aspire to a certain figure.

“We considered it was irresponsible to imply that a very small waist should be aspired to and that all women should aim for that figure,” the authority wrote in its response.