Welcome to the first annual Confidential Awards — a celebration of all
that our stars have accomplished in 2016, and what the future might
hold.
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry: Cutest Couple
Aside from Bloom whipping out his trusty co-star
on a nude paddleboard jaunt, the two have remained quietly, reliably
adorable. Case in point: the doting actor geeking out over Perry’s DNC
performance.
Kim and Kanye: Most Likely to Jump the Shark
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West this year reached peak Kimye: Kardashian fell prey to an armed Paris jewel heist, and West, fresh off a hospital stint after a nervous breakdown, chatted with the President-elect at Trump Tower about “multicultural issues.” Here’s hoping next year’s plot is a little less contrived.
Meghan Markle: Most Likely to Succeed
A breathlessly covered courtship
with Prince Harry this fall catapulted “Suits” star Meghan Markle into
the international spotlight — and, as an insider previously told us,
nabbed her several lucrative offers for food-related shows. Suit up, Markle — 2017 looks bright.
Janet Jackson: Least Likely to Tell Us How She Got Pregnant
Janet Jackson, whose pregnancy with husband Wissam Al Mana was first reported in May, has offered vague, infrequent updates
on her progress — let alone revealing how in the world she’s poised to
become a mature mama at 50. Congrats, Janet, but tell us how you did it!
Johnny Depp: Most Poised for a Comeback
Johnny Depp watched as his new film “Alice Through the Looking Glass” tanked at the box office and his estranged wife, Amber Heard, sought a restraining order over alleged domestic abuse. But America’s short attention span for scandal — remember, Donald Trump won the election a month after the “Access Hollywood” tape leaked — will surely absolve Depp in 2017.
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