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Friday, March 31, 2017

April Sex Horoscope, Revealed It's basically raining men.

Each month, we're spilling what (and who) will be going down in your love life. Read on as Donna Page, a professional astrologer with a graduate degree in counseling psychology, gives it to you straight. 



Get ready, because you're in for a wild ride. April is full of swirling sexual energy—and it's pretty intense in the first few weeks of the month.
After returning from retrograde, Venus, the planet of love and relationships, is going direct on the 15th. As a result, you're going to spend a lot of time rethinking what works and what doesn't in the bedroom. And, if your needs aren't being met, now is the time to figure out what has to happen to get you some satisfaction.


Mercury, the planet that rules communication and clear thinking, is going retrograde on the 9th, so don't be hard on your partner if they get tongue-tied during dirty talk.
But by the end of the month, things are golden again, and you'll feel sexier than ever just as the weather is starting to warm up.
 
 
ARIES (MARCH 21–APRIL 19)
Sure, bickering with your S.O. can cause some extra friction in the bedroom, but it's also freaking exhausting. This month, you're ready to bring more peace to all areas of your love life. You'll also crave extra romance, so don't hesitate to break out the candles stashed away in your nightstand. If you're single, you'll have some questions this month about whether your new bedmate is just a sex buddy or has potential for something more. Answer that question and see how it makes you feel.
 
TAURUS (APRIL 20–MAY 20)
You know what you want in bed, Taurus. This month, you're not afraid to ask for it. And, girl, don't you worry, the universe has lots of sex coming your way. Since there are plenty of chances to spend more time in bed, you'll be able to perfect that G-spot-targeting position you're dying to try. However, you're going to feel a bit of a pull between spending time with your friends and logging quality sex sessions. Just plan it out right—Saturday brunch with the girls, followed by "date" night in—and everyone will leave satisfied.

GEMINI (MAY 21–JUNE 20)
It's crucial to make time to let off some steam in the bedroom—and that's especially true for you in April, Gemini. Work is going to be intense this month, and you're going to have a serious craving to lighten up elsewhere. Go with it—job worries can wait while mama gets some. A playful energy is guaranteed to make you feel sexier when you slip between the sheets, so don't be afraid to try out some fun flavored lubes or flirty lingerie. It's all in good fun, and that's the point.
 
CANCER (JUNE 21–JULY 22)
It's easy to stress out about work, bills, and those new highlights you're not totally sold on yet. But it's vital to get out of your head this month in order to enjoy yourself in the sack. Start your mattress moves with a serious cuddle session and really take time to reconnect with your S.O., physically and emotionally. If you're single and looking, shake off self-doubts about whether you look OK (you look amazing), and trust that the universe will reward you when you put yourself out there more. If someone new and sexy crosses your path, go for it. Risk-taking will be rewarded.

LEO (JULY 23–AUGUST 22)
Quality sex involves a give and take, and you're finally going to get fed up with giving so much this month. If serious hint-dropping doesn't work, don't be afraid to speak up. Real, honest communication will help intimacy flow (and finally get your partner to return the damn favor already). If you're dating, know this: It's OK to be picky. Go with your gut, and if someone is already showing signs of being selfish in bed, do not pass go.
 
VIRGO (AUGUST 23–SEPTEMBER 22)
The zodiac has a PSA for you: DON'T GET BACK WITH YOUR EX. Yup, the sex was great, but he or she is an ex for a reason. This month, Venus is in an area of your chart that signals someone from your past will resurface, so be prepared. There's also a strong vibration that you'll want to continue to develop your talents. So keep whipping out that new move that's supposed to end in a double orgasm—you'll get there with a little more practice.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23–OCTOBER 22)
The full moon in April is in Libra, so this is your time to let your selfish flag fly. You'll feel a stronger desire to buy more lingerie, get a sexy new haircut, and splurge on a new vibe (like this Form 6 Waterproof Rechargeable Vibrating Massager from the Women's Health Boutique). Venus is also going direct, signaling that if you don't take care of yourself and your own needs (ahem), it's going to be harder to get what you want in life. If you're playing the field, make sure you're out there this month. Everyone is going to want you, and it's up to you to decide who's lucky enough to enter your orbit.

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23–NOVEMBER 21)
It's good to be close with the person currently occupying your bed, but this month you're going to have to decide how far you actually want that closeness to go. Don't freak out about your S.O. wanting to know every inch of you: While intimacy can open you up to getting hurt, the really great sex that comes with it might be just what you need right now. Single ladies, take a closer look around you the second half of the month—there's more in store for you then.
 
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22–DECEMBER 21)
April is all about fun for Sagis, and you're taking full advantage of it. Go all out in bed, and even be a little selfish—going full throttle has serious, pleasurable rewards. By the second week in April, you may be tempted to chuck all of your responsibilities and be totally free, but don't burn bridges with that new guy just yet. He could be the Christian Grey to your Anastasia. If you're in a relationship, don't be afraid to tell your partner that you're not digging that new move they insist on. Speaking your mind opens you up to new, more titillating possibilities.

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 22–JANUARY 19)
Better press pause now, Capricorn, because you have some thinking to do. Between work commitments and promising to help take your little sister prom dress shopping, your schedule is completely maxed out this month. Luckily, the bedroom is your zen place. Sex is a huge release for you, so make sure to pen it in. Once you get all of your problems solved, you can really embrace your sexuality—and try all sorts of things that will take you to new heights.
 
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20–FEBRUARY 18)
Nobody's perfect, and that's especially true for the person you're sleeping with this month. If your S.O. missed the mark several times in bed, resist the temptation to gripe about it with your friends. Your partner is aware of the situation and working to fix it—just give it time. If your status is single, know this: Someone that's right in front of you can really ignite your pleasure, but for some reason they're invisible to you. Open your eyes and start looking at people in a different way—a passionate fling or potential romance could be right there.
 
PISCES (FEBRUARY 19–MARCH 20)
You do you, Pisces. Venus is going direct in your sign, which means now is the time to indulge in some serious self-love. Once you take care of your own needs, the universe will reward you in a big way. So, whip out that vibe you've forgotten about and go with it. Explore new things (like these 5 must-try masturbation moves) and then translate them with your partner. You'll hit new highs you didn't even know were possible.

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