I’ve always been convinced that if I get married, I
will definitely NOT be doing the deed that night. If it all goes down
the way I envision it, I’ll be partying and dancing so hard that I pass
out—cake in-hand, still in my dress—with my partner asleep (hopefully)
somewhere near me.

Apparently, this sexless fantasy of mine is not that far-fetched. According to a survey of 3,030 people conducted by The Vow,